Instead of glorifying violence against women, glorify violence against the foul xenos and the lying heretik.
Your heartfelt commiseration is greatly appreciated. *sniff* He was too gentle a dinosaur for this cruel earth… But it should have been me! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED WHEN THE FIRE SPOOKED OUR DUCK BILLED HADROSAUR HERDS INTO STAMPEDING!
WHY, GOD?! WHYYYYY
I can confirm that ghouls are a serious issue in Rhode Island. The more you know.
Dinosaur Rodeos are one of the best keep secrets in Texas… and one of the most deadly. The trauma, physical and mental, that Dinosaur Rodeo Clowns experience is such that the average life expectancy of one is three weeks after their first rodeo. My father once owned a dinosaur ranch until the bank foreclosed on us and took our herds and lands away. My first pet Stegadon, Ol’ Boney, is buried under the hackberry tree by the creek…