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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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slaaneshi-party-bus:

Instead of glorifying violence against women, glorify violence against the foul xenos and the lying heretik.

I hope you're healing from the trauma of those dino rodeos. Just know that Ol' Boney is in a better place now and is no longer subjected to the horrors of this spectacle.

Your heartfelt commiseration is greatly appreciated. *sniff* He was too gentle a dinosaur for this cruel earth… But it should have been me! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED WHEN THE FIRE SPOOKED OUR DUCK BILLED HADROSAUR HERDS INTO STAMPEDING!

WHY, GOD?! WHYYYYY

As an ultimate fuck you to rule-keeping scripture zealots everywhere, Jesus hung out with whores. Embracing whores was a double rebuke to the Jewish scripture-thumpers because it put Jesus on the side of the pagan, prostitute-condoning Roman occupiers and made him a traitor in the culture wars of the day. Yet, the anointing of Jesus by a prostitute is one of the few events reported in all four gospels. As Jesus blessed and defended her, Matthew’s gospel says the disciples “were indignant” while Luke describes the woman who did the anointing as “a woman in that town who lived a sinful life,” which is a coded phrase for a filthy hooker who is certainly not one of us. Jesus’ embrace of a woman from an enemy tribe in a culture where tribal belonging was paramount distressed both his followers and enemies. His attitude to the “other” was as incomprehensible as if he’d blurted “E=mc2 is the equation of mass–energy equivalence.

(Source: patrickkingart)

equalityformermaids:

legalmexican:

FLAN

I can confirm that ghouls are a serious issue in Rhode Island. The more you know.

Dinosaur Rodeos are one of the best keep secrets in Texas… and one of the most deadly. The trauma, physical and mental, that Dinosaur Rodeo Clowns experience is such that the average life expectancy of one is three weeks after their first rodeo. My father once owned a dinosaur ranch until the bank foreclosed on us and took our herds and lands away. My first pet Stegadon, Ol’ Boney, is buried under the hackberry tree by the creek…

equalityformermaids:

legalmexican:

FLAN

I can confirm that ghouls are a serious issue in Rhode Island. The more you know.

Dinosaur Rodeos are one of the best keep secrets in Texas… and one of the most deadly. The trauma, physical and mental, that Dinosaur Rodeo Clowns experience is such that the average life expectancy of one is three weeks after their first rodeo. My father once owned a dinosaur ranch until the bank foreclosed on us and took our herds and lands away. My first pet Stegadon, Ol’ Boney, is buried under the hackberry tree by the creek…

(Source: twitter.com)

flymyass:

person: whats your major?

me: EXTREME DEATH

what college you going to?

me: AWESOME SKELETON HELL COLLEGE

(Source: twiabpaianlatfwnogf)

cashmerethoughtsss:

vh1:

Same.

same

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?