tinydragongina: popculturetart: tinydragongina: fueledbypureawesome: antivian: turbosnape: restoringfraillife: dazeddandconfusedd: SAW LOTR ON THE LIST… WELP, I GUESS I’M FUCKED. Necromancy Aw damn, they got me jesus christ almost everything in that third column Astrology, Video Games, D&D, AND Halloween? Well, call me Satan. They misspelled ‘marijuana’. ALSO LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT TWILIGHT BEING ON THIS LIST. I somehow don’t believe “cyberpunk culture” and “postmodernism” were actually in those Bible verses. Excuse me, but may I turn your attention to Genesis 37:31-33    31 And they took Joseph’s coat, and a claw from a felled Terminator, tore the coat with the claw; 32 And they sent the coat of many colours, and they brought it to their father with the metal scraps; and said, This have we found: know now whether it be thy son’s coat or no. 33 And he knew it, and said, It is my son’s coat; an evil robot hath devoured him; Joseph is without doubt rent in pieces and submitted for reprogramming. Yea, doubtless he speaketh now only in binary.  and 40:18-19  18 And Joseph answered and said, This is the interpretation thereof: The three baskets are three postmodern television shows: Futurama, Freakazoid, and Tiny Toon Adventures. 19 Yet within three years of their creation shall each be cancelled, for the networks shall find no pleasure in them. Read the Bible. It helps. WHATEVER THAT’S THE OLD TESTAMENT.

tinydragongina:

popculturetart:

tinydragongina:

fueledbypureawesome:

antivian:

turbosnape:

restoringfraillife:

dazeddandconfusedd:

SAW LOTR ON THE LIST… WELP, I GUESS I’M FUCKED.

Necromancy

Aw damn, they got me

jesus christ almost everything in that third column

Astrology, Video Games, D&D, AND Halloween?

Well, call me Satan.

They misspelled ‘marijuana’.

ALSO LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT TWILIGHT BEING ON THIS LIST.

I somehow don’t believe “cyberpunk culture” and “postmodernism” were actually in those Bible verses.

Excuse me, but may I turn your attention to Genesis 37:31-33 

  31 And they took Joseph’s coat, and a claw from a felled Terminator, tore the coat with the claw; 32 And they sent the coat of many colours, and they brought it to their father with the metal scraps; and said, This have we found: know now whether it be thy son’s coat or no. 33 And he knew it, and said, It is my son’s coat; an evil robot hath devoured him; Joseph is without doubt rent in pieces and submitted for reprogramming. Yea, doubtless he speaketh now only in binary. 

and 40:18-19 

18 And Joseph answered and said, This is the interpretation thereof: The three baskets are three postmodern television shows: Futurama, Freakazoid, and Tiny Toon Adventures. 19 Yet within three years of their creation shall each be cancelled, for the networks shall find no pleasure in them.

Read the Bible. It helps.

WHATEVER THAT’S THE OLD TESTAMENT.